817:05:14 chapter words count:724
One day, the father makes the 8-year-old son send a letter, son already take letter run, father just think of envelope top don't write the name of address and receiver.After son comes back, the father asks him:"Did you throw letter into post office booth?""Certainly"" didn't you see envelope a top don't write address and receiver's name?""I certainly see envelope a top what don't also write"" that why don't you take back?""I still think that you don't write address and receiver, for doing not want to make you send the letter to who!"
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The words say that Tang San hides to want west to take through.On the way's meeting a monkey is below the hills pressed in the five fingers.
The monkey says:"If you save me to come out, I would like to protect you to the west to take through."
Three hide to sigh:"The water and soil conservation does very badly now, the stage manners didn't come and then landslide, even the monkeys are all pressed, return Ji Ji in disorder
Call ……"walk while shaking head to walk.The Wu is empty to be pressed Zhao to clench fist to say:"Dead old man comes back for me!".
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A fool in a shop saw one silvery thing
Fool:Is this what things?
Sales clerk:It is a thermos bottle.
Fool:Do what use?
Sales clerk:Hot the thing put in put cool thing for the total heat inside always cool.
The fool bought thermos bottle to go home
The daughter-in-law of the fool:What is this ?
Fool:Thermos bottle.
The daughter-in-law of the fool:Do what use?
Fool:Hot the thing put in put cool thing for the total heat inside always cool,Cheap Beats By Dr Dre.
The daughter-in-law of the fool:In put what?
Fool:Two cup hot tea and a bottle of ice cola.
The text chapter 4012s all belong to mutually ask for disaster/exaggeration the west visit of cross-straits unified/exaggeration the west visit in the United States conflict
Renew time:2009-2-2817:05:14 chapter word numbers:4279
Last university that moment, she the Dan son is especially small and then gluttonous, seeing a flieses will frighten the full classroom run about aimlessly.Everyone says that her person's being like her is mutually similar to is a rat, she originally wants to defend in a devious way, helpless oneself is really to be born in the year of the Rat, had to feel deeply about god why it happened that give her one day and hour of birth horoscope like this.Always feel the unit of allotment speaks to a little bit bend just to her, hence go out to rush a world for classmate decision with that.
Getting to Shenzhen has to take ID card and pass certificates like certificate,etc, while doing ID card, she discovers that her own age has never attained the company that admits her request standard, so begging police's uncleses to do more is 1 year old, hence impressively print date of birth on the ID card:1971.From get hold of ID card, that beginning, she stipulates that that helps guy for the clear statement:"Who call again my rat, I and he hasty!"Go to work, the gluttonous habit still didn't change, may also because sit to lack to exercise in the office every day, the originally not slender shape is to have never reached a mark:The head of 1.61 meters took whole body 147 catties of"streaky pork".The everyone old love plays trick with her and says that her person's being like her is mutually similar to is a fatty pig.Thought at first that the identity changed, they could not find reason to scold her, have never thought still such, the cousin annoyed green face:"This, this isn't my wrong, is all disaster that belongs to mutually ask for!"
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Regression in Macau, leaves Taiwan just now, the talks of the cross-straits now also at in progress, the following contents wants for Ji of meeting and strictly forbids unauthorized biography, if is similar, purely and strangely fits.
Both parties represent to enter.The representative(call "six" as follows) in mainland leads off to talk.
Six:That let's immediately start unified talks!
Representative in Taiwan:(call "set" as follows)I just waked up and did nothing after outside, conveniently came in something to see.You suddenly mention an unified matter with me ……have not my tooth brushed!
(The after the event detection is an assembly hall public security to make wrong, start appearing cross-eye for public security these several days, the voice also suddenly becomes point)
Two beginnings, Taiwan represents a speech not to deliver.
Six:Do you want independence?If you the words wanted you talk, you don't say me how can anyone know do you want?
Although you have much of sincerity ground to looking at me, but you still want to say with me you want.Do you really want?You are to really want?Do you really want?…… (First aid the doctor be urgently recruited into assembly hall)six:Is unified is to isn't an exclamation mark in your heart, is still a period, you head whether inside was full of question mark ……
Set:Is unified only is a slogan that we run for!I once said before a leasing cheated Taiwanese people,
Now only the in the mind noodles have a little compunction just.I more and more dislike unified!I will be getting more independent tomorrow, you want how!
Six:One day be you discover you have to cash a slogan that you dislike, this is the most darned!
Set:But do I how can cash a slogan that I dislike?Please give me a reason not very good?Please!
Six:Unified demand reason?
Set:Don't need?
Six:Need?Set:Don't need?
Six:Need?Set:Don't need?
Six:Ah, I am to study with you, why so earnest?Need?
The proposal that faces a mainland, Taiwan represents to disdain to one chewing gum of attending to, even still chewing to have.
Set:(satisfiedly hum)Blow breath ball, blow an atmosphere ball.
Six:You know not to know what BEThe Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang?Set:WhatThe Dang Dang Dang Dang?
Six:The Dang getsThe Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang, Is(sing a way) an On-lyyou-!Be not willing to also realize me;On-lyyou-!
Can clap an a pair space space;Onlyyou can relieve me and make rice country and Wo country can not surround me;Your bubbles can blow biggest, is Onlyyou-!
Set:Ah ……
Six:On-lyyou-!Don't blame me to whisper too much;The treaty son in label, doing not afraid of death doesn't shiver;Take the blame me, walk into death you to go to, put together with all strength for the myriad living things!The sacrifice is also worth, the Amitabha of Nan Fu!
Set:I really don't go, I say with you ……
Six:On-On-!
Set:On your mama head!You had already finished don't finish!(The one punch knocks down public security)I have already said with you I don't go, you still want On-On-!On-On-!The complete disregard somebody else can be canned not stand, you again On I a knife Tong die you!
Six:You though the Tong dies I, living again He Ai, dead again why on earth, wait you to understand to die for principle,
Your nature will come back to sing this song with me!The Amitabha of Nan Fu, the Amitabha of Nan Fu and the Amitabha of Nan Fu ……
Meeting rest, Taiwan representative is accepting the associated press reporter's interview.
Reporter:It is said that 500 year agos of your both parties are a , why do you have to be independent now?
Set:Fall out.
Reporter:Represent a Sir execuse me.
Set:Before accompany while seeing moon I calls somebody else small sweet, the New appointee won an old person now and made the somebody else represent a Sir!
Do you think that I so hard come here to really negotiate for the sake of this?For the sake of you this is conscienceless!
(Make an effort to choke into a reporter)mainland representative come over to break siege.
Six:(represent to Taiwan)Your thing dropped.
Taiwan representative lowers the head, turns round and hurtles into a toilet.The reporter represents an explanation toward the mainland
Reporter:Did you hear?I wasn't intentional at that time, I was to see him so excite, matched with him for a while just, although what gentleman I am, also be unlikely the Wei of taking advantage o the person!Your agreement I once saw
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