The time of good Yan sees that childe's elder brother's feet have been being again having an affair, that woman asks him at the stem what.
That childe's elder brother ashamedly answers:"I am annoying in the Chong!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 794 a hand to make you happy
The girl says to the depressed and not talking much male friend:"How?What does the matter make you not happy?Give a smile!"
The boy doesn't talk ……
The girl wanted to mean to say:"I use a hand, make you happy good for a while?"
The boy shook to shake head ……
The girl says again:"That, I make you happy with two hands good for a while?"
The boy wanted to think, or shook to shake head ……
The girl in earnest considered for a while ……
Girl:"That I use two hands and plus my tongue and do one to let you happy matter good?"
This time that boy ordered to nod very excitedly and happily said:"Good ah!Good ah!"
Hence that girl, the station kept a body and slowly stretched out hands ……
Put hands on the cheeks, stretched to loll out tongue, did a grimace to the boy!
A spool of joke brocade after gathering chapter 795 set the top does again
The men and women are in love medium start to talk about ……
Female:Don't go, if you again the words that don't wear a set, I didn't do with you.
Male:But, felling do after wearing a set, differ a lot of!
Female:Exactly is your felling importance, be still my health importance, in case of I that, how do, you directly do, I feel likes and dislikes heart.
Male:In fine, I according to your request, putting on a set of son be, all right.
Female:I feel that wrapping dumpling like this is just safe.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 796 to choose husband of princess
The king wants to choose husband of princess, the method is chosen to take part in a game, winning can marry his daughter and can acquire a considerable wealth.Compete that day, all single men who answer the call are taken to a side in the pond that puts full crocodile.
The king makes people put a head of lion to the pond first, not and in a short while, the lion is eaten by the crocodile leave a few bones.
The king loudly says at this time:"I will marry the first to the daughter and visit a past person!"The words sound didn't fall, listens to "Pa" of a , a youth dives into pond and visits opposite shore by quick speed!
After he climbs to come up, the king walks over there very happily and congratulates him to say:"Good kind of, you are true braveness!"
"Not!"The youth flustered and frustratedly says:"But I want to be knowing now BE, just is which bastard keep on pushing me!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 797 the men and women's embarrassed matter
A rightness of young men and women sit upright to together fall in love and suddenly and femalely want to break wind, but this kind of situation how ability.Hence the female thought a way, for saying male:"Ah, have you ever listenned to the interjection of cuckoo?"The male absurdly says:"Have never listenned to."The female says right away:"That I learn to let you listen to, be ………cloth…………Valley…………"She shout, breaks wind at the same time and wants to cover up to break wind a voice with the interjection.
Later on, female of much more comfortable, ask a male:"How?Knew the interjection of cuckoo?"Male of red the face Be difficult ground of to say:"…… H'm, sorry …… I didn't hear ……""Yi?Why?"
"Because …… because you that breaks wind one a lot too big, so make me can't hear you which the interjection of cuckoo ……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 798 for month next very much in love
A rightness of loverses are very much in love in the under the moonlight and before flowers, cant not bear to leave.Different meeting, 2 people start to scart Yang because of being bitten by the mosquito Ding.The female says:"Is dear, should walk, stop feeding mosquito here.""Is unimportant, dear of, should appreciate mosquito, it mixed two of us' blood together."
A spool of joke brocade gathers the size of chapter 799 wife's chest
The male of A:"Ah!My wife's chest part is greatly simultaneously small …"
The male of B:"Go~that calculates what!My wife's part is small, the part is smaller!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 800 boy to own a female**
Ta-hua is a geezer boy
He owns a rightness of make the female envy of**
But he feels not good, seek a doctor
The doctor says to him:This is the milk disease of male female, beat a dozen of hormone all right
Proper Ta-hua for getting this kind of disease at difficult dated
The nurse says to him:You this kind of male female the milk disease still have of cure,
I this kind of female male the milk disease cured for the myrrh!
The text chapter 801~850 【synthesize 】
Renew time:2009-2-2817:02:31 chapter word numbers:18596
A spool of joke brocade gathers my husband of chapter 801, you don't use
Have a meal with a few friends' a cake ofs at noon, start to talk about after several days the business of company check-up.A MM speaks of in those early years when the university entered school she once cordially with gave up friend to say:"I have hepatitis, my thing you don't eat;Your thing I ate, you didn't also rob with me."But afterwards she that still good appetite wore this lies Chuo.
A silent along while patronizes to rob the guy that the meat eats to finally raise head to open an of filling up the shredded meat and slowly says at this time:"If you hereafter can say with other people, I have the moxa Zi the disease, my husband doesn't use, your husband used, you don't also want."Hence everyone is chocking with laughter ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 802 to scold most maliciously
On the car that day, a pretty beautiful girl suddenly hurtles a gentle and white clean small son to lambaste:"Rascal!"Good elephant is small the hand and foot is dishonest.The small performance must discommode very much and immediately answer criticism.Both parties start scolding.
Wait for a while, listen to the girl scolding a way:"You are a big rascal, was a rascal since the childhood, your mama just livinged you to come out, and you didn't forget to turn head and see one eye."The full car passenger is after listenning to is first utter silence for a while, immediately send out a joke.
My colleague keeps shaking head to say, he first experiences to call names to scold thus, this is to extremely scold, no man ability enemy.That after receiving scolding, Zhang Zhu Zui, a words all can not say it.
We listenned to and all felt deeply about this to scold is really historic to extremely scold, probably is an unprecedented and had no the future behind, all saying really had never more maliciously called names words to use a return than this shot.
Suddenly listen to that male's horselaugh making reference to at this time:"Are you a big rascal!You still just your mama see your daddy for a day three times in belly!
After being public to listen to, faint one
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 803 woman is pared off to open skirt to respond
Tokyo
Flow the silver of the interest at the person square not, the 1^_^ man carelessly pared off to open 1^_^ single chemisette miniskirt.
^_^The man hasn't opened mouth, that^_^single woman a greatly bowing of 90 degrees:Is ashamed, trouble you!The quality of all strange skirt not good ……finish saying, taking out an individual needle doesn't be good and in a hurry walk off again.
New York, the United States
The ages square that goes toward in the person bearer, an American man carelessly pared off to open one American single chemisette miniskirt.
American man hasn't opened mouth, that American single woman immediately touched a name card from the body:This is my lawyer's telephone, he will seek you talk my affair of concerning your sexual harassment in detail, you can work well preparation and see on our law court ……
Finish saying the name telephone of sticking down American man,Monster Beats, the Yang head walks off.
Paris, France
In the triumphal arch square rising in the world, a French man carelessly pared off to open one French single chemisette miniskirt.
French man hasn't opened mouth, that French single woman once the Luo Luo smile, however Hou the thin hand take a saying of shoulder:If you don't mind, send me a rose to come to apologize to me ……finish saying.French man bought a rose from the florist and also ask her to drink one cup at the bar, however Hou 2 people together go one wife and children hotel again research for a while miniskirt in of affair …
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